I’m a Celebrity…..Get Me Out Of Here 2017 Lets get ready to jungle.
Finally, hooray, whoop whoop, it’s that time of year again when we are all glued to the tele, every night for three weeks to get our daily instalment of jungle life, providing there is no bloody football on of course which ruins it for everyone. Thankfully Ant is able to present the show (welcome back) as i really don’t think it would be the same without him. Ex Goggle boxer, last years winner, Scarlett, is joining the presenting team with I’m a celebrity Extra Camp which follows the main show on ITV2.
I have to admit I am quite disappointed at this years line up, although, I’d still watch it even if the contestants where random people that were dragged in off the streets.
We have - In their celebrity pairings
Amir Khan - Boxer
Vanessa White - A singer from The Saturdays
Dennis Wise - Footballing Legend (My money is on him to win)
Rebekah Vardy - Her husband plays football (Shut the front door, who is she?????)
Georgia Toffolo - Made in Chelsea
Jack Maynard - Conor’s brother (Again, who is he????? Why is he in there????) youtube sensation, is he?
Shappi Khorsandi - Stand up comedian
Stanley Johnson - Boris’s dad (Wish it was Boris!)
Jamie Lomas - Hollyoaks
Jennie McAlpine - Corrie
Be honest how many people had to google who some of them were?
Rebekah seems a tad embarrassed that her husband plays for Leicester City, keeps introducing herself as being married to England footballer Jamie Vardy - he has played for England 19 times since 2015, and for Leicester 179 times (i didn't know these facts, i got them from Wikipedia, in case you wondered).
Poor old Stanley clearly has no idea what he is letting himself in for, how can you not know who Ant and Dec are??
Amir Khan never watched the show either, why would sign up for something you have no idea what its all about? Of course, the money they get for doing it.
Brave boast from Jack tonight, “There is absolutely no way you will here me say the words I’m a celebrity get me out of here”
lets see fella, I think he will be screaming like a little girl before too long.
I am looking at Jennie, Jamie, Amir, Vanessa, Jack and Georgio’s first challenge, that is bloody high, 334 feet high to be precise, I would be shaking like a shitting dog, and the lovely meal they just fed me would be making a reappearance. I can honestly say my legs are wobbling just watching it, and i seem to be doing some serious clenching for some reason, my arse must look like the Japanese flag, god only knows what theirs are like. blinking flip. Oh my days they have put a wobble board in the middle of the plank, as if it wasn't hard enough. You would think walking would be easy, they have all been doing it for years but its proving to be very difficult. Jack is already being a wuss, Mr brave who was not backing down is shitting himself. Well done all of them, all completing the challenge and winning meal tickets.
The remaining celebrities Dennis and Shappi were challenged to skydiving, landing in a lake, and their buddies Rebekah and Stanley have to search hell holes guarded by jungle critters, to get tokens, the most of a colour they collect the teammate will let of the corresponding flare. Poor Stanley has been bitten by a crab, and we have the first appearance of spiders, oh my god i hate the eight legged bastards. Sidetracking but ahhhh the John Lewis Christmas Ad, love Moz the monster. Dennis Wise no problems with the sky dive, he was loving life. Shappi not so brave bless her, shouting to herself “I have no fear” did not seem to work as she did not open her eyes. But she did it, fear play. Dennis and Rebekah won another meal ticket, Stanley and Shappi sadly did not, but how much more entertaining is it when people do not get fed?
The meal tickets have been allocated and the men are being proper gents and let all the girlies, accept Shappi have the proper meals, they got kangaroo while the remainder of the celebs have to live on rice and beans.
2.4 million votes has decided that Amir and Georgia will be doing the first Bushtucker trial - Crittercal Rescue which will be shown tomorrow.
Contributed by GoggleboxPosh
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