Ahhh bless Ant referring to Jennie and her insomnia as ‘Coronation Sleep’ but apparently she slept well after a full belly of Emu.
The lads, poor sods are starving as they have only had (apart from Stanley) rice and beans, Dennis and Toff went to empty the Dunny and Toff couldn't resist a little look inside, trying to convince Dennis to look at his campmates shit, he was having none of it.
Tonight the campmates are now playing for stars and not meal tickets, not sure if thats better or worse for them, either way no pressure guys and girls.
Rebekah (i hope you all knew she was doing the trial) apparently is not allowed any fishy stuff, yet she is doing the eating trial?
‘Worst dates’ what will they make them eat? They are both apparently gaggers - I’m glad i’ve eaten !
Meal 1 - Stench onion soup - blended fermented duck egg - Thank god they were blindfolded - looked like someone had spilt a load of paint in a bowl, but of course they could still smell it. “just get it in my mouth” ! she's so brave, and apparently does not like Ant and Dec anymore.
Meal 2 - Minguinie - Beach worms - At least they are not wriggling, not that she would of seen it.
Meals 3 and 4 - Crack of Lamb, sheep arse, and Eyesters, fish eyes, they have saves Becky from the fish, thank god. Crack of lamb described as “eating a babies nappy”.
Meals 5 and 6 - Critter en Croute - Cockroaches, spiders, crickets, moths and mealworms to eat in 45 seconds - wow.
Meals 7 and 8 - Vomivants - Vomit fruit and Lobster Thermigore - Pig Brain, how do people decide this stuff is safe to eat? Will it make her think about bacon, sausages and pork chops?
Meals 9 and 10 - Knickerbockerclawry - Ostrich foot, and Cockolate Toad - Bull penis, which still had hairs on it.
Nice to see the girls banter - “you’ve must of had worse than that in your mouth, well I have”
Stanley asked “who’s penis was it” meaning what animal, but it did not sound like that.
Jamie started Jamie’s jungle gym and got the lot working out, they all seemed to join it but poor old Stanley who said it did you damage. Amir also led them in an exercise class, then it was Dennis’s turn, was lovely to see them all talk the lead for a while and no-one tried to dominate it - proper teamwork.
Dennis is really coming across as a lovely bloke, he wanted to do the jungle because he thought it would make him appreciate what he has more, but he asked his wife and kids what they thought first.
Jennie got emotional talking about the loss of her father earlier this year, and she is doing it as he always told her to go for stuff, and do things she was not brave enough to do, how gawjuss is that. I kind of want her to win now, for her dad.
I am also falling in love with Stanley, he is really coming across as such a nice, respectful, interesting, great guy, even though he has not got a clue who he is in the jungle with. Talking about doing karaoke he claimed he did it somewhere and as he slowed down the machine slowed down and it took him 32 minutes to sing ‘Hey Jude”
The rice and beans boys got fed tonight and they got Quail, bearing in mind they have not had meat since they have been in there, they would probably have eaten a scabby dog.
The battle for ten Downing Creek is the next trial but its not been voted by the great British Public, and two new arrivals are on the way, opinionated Iain Lee, and politician Kezla Dugdale. Will they come straight into a trial? It’s looking that way.
Contributed by GoggleboxPosh
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