Its not very nice weather tonight in the jungle, but at least it must make the boys and girls feel at home, It’s piddling down. I cant work out if Dec has a pattern on his jacket, or its wet in places.
Jamie is snoring, and it is rather loud, would have been like sleeping next to a sound bar, he is blaming Rebekah and so are the boys but she is rising above it.
Kez is a proper moody bitch if you tell her something, she is not one to take orders or to take advise from her fellow campmates.
Trial time - ‘Space your fears’. Iain campmates wished him good luck as he left to take on the challenge, as soon as he had left one of them slagged him off big time saying he would be rubbish, two faced git. The trial will start in the cockpit of the rocket, and when the klaxon starts, the rocket will fly towards the space station where he must search for stars, no expense spared guys, it looks like something made on Blue Peter out of an empty washing up liquid bottle, empty toilet rolls and cardboard boxes held together with double sided sticky tape, then covered in tin foil, dull side up.
Iain complained of severe chaffing of the testicles and while unscrewing a star not he wing he said, “oh my poor bollocks”. The rocket left it starting position and docked with the space station at speeds that where laughable. Iain had to keep saying to himself this is perfectly safe, this is perfectly safe.
The next trial has been announced, The fear factory, and everyone is able to take part, Stanley has to be voted to do this trial, please please please, let him get to do a trial.
A very serious conversation in the camp as they talk about suicide, its amazing how many of them have thought about it and even attempted it. (If you have these thoughts please seek help and advice, its out there.
Dingo Dollar challenge tonight was Dennis and Vanessa, it was a pen full of pigs, and they had to find puzzle pieces in their swill. Kiosk Keith was not about today (apparently he has the shits) and his replacement wasKiosk Kath, just as miserable. Perfect.
The Dingo Dollar challenge campmates telling the others Keith was not there and Kath was Toff asked “is she a moody bastard as well”, quality.
Kangaroo tail was on the menu for the celebs tonight, how are you supposed to know how to cook that? It was not a big hit with them, cant say its on my list of things i must try, mind you not many things are i see on here.
Iain feels like Dennis has a problem with him and he feels like he disappoints him he described it as “ i always feel like i have walked into his house with shit on my shoes”
Two celebrities will take on the Bushtucker Trial tomorrow night, I cant wait.
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